Funny sayings

Here are a few silly things that Quinn has said recently.

One night Dad was reading at bedtime. He noticed that Quinn was munching on something.

• Dad: Quinn, is that a booger in your mouth?



• Quinn: No, it's just a fingernail.

Again at bedtime....Quinn was hiding in his closet, planning to scare Daddy when he came up to tuck him in. After thouroughly scaring his dad, he crawled out of the closet and over to the big boy bed, pretending to be a cat.

• Dad: What's the cat's name?



• Quinn: D......O......G.........

We have on rare occasion bribed Quinn to eat vegetables. The other night Quinn bribed himself.

• When I finished all this, I'm going to have a cookie! (too bad he didn't hold up his end of the bargan...darn carrots.)