"You see, Quinn, foxes don't eat pumpkins. We eat meat. You don't have to be worried.....ha ha ha," said the sly fox with a secretive cackle.
"Little does Quinn know...I'm a vegetarian fox. He'll never even see me coming."
Somehow the roly-poly pumpkin escapes the jaws of the sly vegetarian fox.
Has anyone ever heard of a ghetto pumpkin? It's the latest craze in horticulture. Who cares about pie pumpkins these days.
Where's my Halloween candy??? These are just plain Cheerios.
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